I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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