All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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