i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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