Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
people are starting to question the shark bite story
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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