sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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