so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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