Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
how do flat chested girls get laid?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
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