Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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