Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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