Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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