I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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