she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
My vagina is very pro this idea
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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