found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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