PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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