I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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