Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Dear god my vagina.
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