i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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