how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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