Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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