Sry I called you an 8
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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