one two three fourrrrnication!
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
The beer is more important than you right now.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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