Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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