Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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