oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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