Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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