is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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