in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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