You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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