Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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