What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
dude. I can hear the air.
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