I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Who wears a wallet chain?!
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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