handjob tips. give me some.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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