So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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