well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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