He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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