Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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