Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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