Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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