you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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