Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
two words: eviction party
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
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