i would punch a child for taco bell
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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