i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I miss vodka workout Fridays
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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