if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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