i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Randomize
