Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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