he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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