You can't motorboat a personality
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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