one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I want her autograph on my taint
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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