This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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