i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
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