it was like his penis was on wheels.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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