we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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